Your wife is calling, gooner, again and you just keep ignoring her because the porn you’ve been watching is just so much better than her; so much better than anything in your life pretty much and so say ‘fuck it’ and keep stroking it and keep paying the ridiculous rates and tributes and buying downloads…
This is your life now! Now that you have completely destroyed your penis with floor humping! You can’t cum with normal sex; with an actual woman anymore so…. this is your life now….