Tithe To Tara – Pay It To Porn

Your wife is calling, gooner, again and you just keep ignoring her because the porn you’ve been watching is just so much better than her; so much better than anything in your life pretty much and so say ‘fuck it’ and keep stroking it and keep paying the ridiculous rates and tributes and buying downloads…

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Floor Humper – This Is Your Life Now

This is your life now! Now that you have completely destroyed your penis with floor humping! You can’t cum with normal sex; with an actual woman anymore so…. this is your life now….

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ASMR Good Boy

You want to be a good boy for me and so you are a good boy for me when you stroke your life away… but don’t leave any messes! I hate sticky gooey messes so you better eat your cummy mess all up! That’s a good boy!…

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Are You Horny?

Are you horny? Then masturbate your cock to porn and listen to me. 14 minutes of very sexy freestyle beat and 6 layers of my voice saying things encouraging words like: are you horny? triggered, mmm porn… mmm masturbate……

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Porn Makes You Happy

Why would anyone deny you porn knowing how happy it makes you? I won’t deny you porn, no in fact, I’ll encourage you to watch hours and hours of your favorite porn. Porn makes you happy and I want you to be a happy gooner! Give into what makes you happy, forget your troubles, turn…

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Gooner Mind Scramble

Just keep stroking to all that porn AND now add my voice as I repeat over and over gooner phrases that help you pass those endless hours of masturbating your life away! Key phrases: stroke it, as your life passes you by, as you beat your meat with every stroke a payment of homage to…

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Such A Loser!

Oh My God. You are such a loser. Chronically masturbating your life away and I know every time you do it! This time I’m going to watch you and let you know what a loser you are!…

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