OMG you have turned yourself so gay! You did it to yourself, you did it because you foolishly spent so much time and money on porn and now today you find yourself in a very confusing place……
Your wife is calling, gooner, again and you just keep ignoring her because the porn you’ve been watching is just so much better than her; so much better than anything in your life pretty much and so say ‘fuck it’ and keep stroking it and keep paying the ridiculous rates and tributes and buying downloads…
